I’m thinking either Bic lighters or cigarettes, just to trade

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    21 days ago

    What flavor of apocalypse matters a lot. If it’s zombies, ammo becomes critical. If it’s nuclear, ammo is less important and water filtration probably becomes critical. If it’s a gigantic asteroid that blots out the sun, water is easy to find but food is critical.

    For an unknown apocalypse, I think I’ll go with gasoline. Not critical in and of itself, but helps a lot more generally with a lot of stuff, being able to power a generator and move camp more easily.

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      21 days ago

      What if it’s like impact winter? Asteroid, forever blocked out sun, winter, and vampires.

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        Enough gasoline could blow the asteroid up, preventing the whole thing. Forever blocked sun means no food but with gasoline you can power lamps for the plants. Burn gasoline to keep warm against the winter and burn vampires using gasoline. It is a christian invention after all /s

        Gasoline doesn’t seem like a bad choice tbh. Also good for trading if, for example, water is scarce.

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      21 days ago

      In the zombie variation, might want to cheat the system and ask for loaded guns. Because guns wear out and get jammed sometimes.

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    21 days ago

    Fresh, hot pizza from Ray’s.

    Not fresh at the time of the apocalypse. Fresh at the time I seek it.

    Of course that would mean I would also get a steady supply of clean water and of all the ingredients required to make the pizza. But that is simply a secondary side effect of having made my choice for the one, single thing.

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    21 days ago

    Toilet paper. During apocalyptic scenarios, it’s worth is apparently uncountable, so I will be able to trade it and live a life of opulence.

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      19 days ago

      Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to finally see the first item to disappear in every real apocalypse I’ve been through. Plus it’s man’s greatest invention. Just ahead of the Hubble space telescope.

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      21 days ago

      Got that covered … I’m still going through my excess toilet paper supply I bought during the start of the 2020 pandemic. When people started clearing the shelves of toilet paper, we panicked and bought several whole cases of the stuff. It was completely insane.

      I haven’t bought toilet paper in five years.

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    21 days ago

    Easy answers first. Potable water! You need it every day, helps with sanitation, growing food, etc.

    If you wanted more like discrete consumable objects, keflex.

    Edit: Or salt!

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    20 days ago

    Electricity would be tempting. If you have access to water, you can boil it to make it safe. Run a refrigerator to store food. A convenient source of heat for cooking. Stay warm in the winter, stay cool in the summer. Lights for when it’s dark. Use power tools to build things. Listen to music, watch movies, play those old Nintendo games.

    Even after some time when your electronics break down and scavenging working ones gets tough, it’s not difficult to build things like simple resistive heaters. Making crude incandescent light bulbs wouldn’t be impossible either.

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    21 days ago

    Army MREs, the modern ones.

    Assuming I’m not teleported elsewhere, the place I live has plenty of drinkable fresh water and other supplies, so the only real concern is having consistent high-quality food available, and MREs are engineered to support people in the wild for several months, if not years. In case of a major war breaking out, so it would contain everything I would need to stay alive, or to trade to other people.