Many phrases for defecating use the word “take”. It makes no sense to me
Make a shit
That part is usually already done by that point.
I dunno. Maybe it’s not called shit when it’s still inside you? Like a magma/lava situation?
Ich scheisse.
One man’s “leave a shit” is another man’s “take a treasure”
Chinese people say pull a poop, and I think that’s beautiful.
I like ESL wording of “make poop/shit”
Reminds me of the ASL sign for it
Someone’s been listening to George Carlin.
I actually haven’t heard much of his stuff. Does he do a bit on this?
Someone here has never cleaned out a litterbox.
You call that ‘faking a shit’?
I prefer the phrases “imma go shake a tit”
I once told a version of this at a stand up open mic, it did very well.
You also take a shower
Take a bow after a performance.
Taking a shower’s worth of water out of the water heater.
Technically only true if you’re maxxed out on the hot, usually the hot is mixed with the cold water supply.
So what do you think happens to all the shit you leave around? Someone’s gotta take it.
Sure. But it’s not you.
Wait… is… is it you?
That’s irrelevant. But if someone leaves it, someone else will have to take it, is what I’m saying. Like in general.
That’s irrelevant.
Oh… Oh, no. Lol!!
I don’t know what kinds of allegations you’re trying to insinuate here. This isn’t about me anyway.
Not insinuating. I would never insinuate such things. I’m implying, maybe inferring, but certainly not insinuating.
Give birth to otters
Growing a smelly tail
Etc
Hanging a rat
I gift a riverboat to the otter people in exchange for splashy kisses on my cheeks.
Dropping the kids off at the pool
You’ve never “taken a break” or “taken a time-out” or “taken a nap”?
It’s not like “taking a X” is a foreign construct.
I take a break, a nap and a time out because Inwant those things for myself. I don’t want shit.
Thanks Seinfeld
Wait… you mean I don’t have to shove my dog’s shit up my ass?!
That is what every dog owner should be forced to do who doesn’t clean up their dog’s shit.
