9:59 and counting.
I have a cat that refuses to shut up. Ask him anything, he will scream at you. He will only stop if you ask him about Israel. Sometimes.
We’re BBQing! I’ve got a couple of nice tritips and some some sausages from the local butcher, freshly harvested corn from a local farm, and I’ll make some garlic bread. I’ve got a few beers from my favorite local brewery, an unopened bottle of eagle rare 10 year, and can break out a couple of nice cigars if you’re in to that.
The temperature on my back patio is a nice, comfortable 77f with low humidity and just enough of a breeze.
damn if this just a casual visit. what is christmas like at your place?
You have a choice. We can watch Ninja Turtles, read Ninja Turtles, or play Ninja Turtles.
Born in the early 80’s no doubt.
I can teach you how to swing a sword
can i wear the suit of armor?
Almost everyone in this thread is a terrible host, Jesus Christ.
Sorry, OP.
I’ll be naked when you get here. I think I have a strip of bacon left and can make some more French Toast.
Cooking bacon in the nude is indeed entertaining.
You can watch me practice and fuck up the same riff for 3 hours straight if you want
I would watch you if I wasn’t looking down at my hands, playing the harmony riff.
Hell yeah come over! I have lots of cool pointy guitars
the pointy-ness makes them sound better. its just science
We can play lego LOTR on my PC I have 2 controllers.
Cheap ramen and splitscreen minecraft bro
GHB and masturbation
Can it be violent masturbation???
I have many boardgames and snacks. Bring it on.
You can watch me play Hades if you want.
ill sing the harmony! 🎶Farewell to all your earthly remains.
You can hang out in the back yard and hand-feed our 100+ pound giant sulcata tortoise. She’ll come “running” if she sees you have treats (e.g. lettuce).
You can keep the puppy busy outside so she doesn’t have to worry about “forgetting” and doing that inside (puppies are trouble).
You can fish off the dock or swim in the pool. At night, I can setup the projection screen and we can watch some old movie out back and roast marshmallows at the fire pit.
Or you can just hang out with me in my garage/office and lose endless amounts of time watching the 3D printer print something (as is tradition with 3D printing!).
Also have a rather large robot to play with and an awesome HTPC setup and wifi 7 with 2 gig Internet. Actually, forget all that other stuff; 2 gig Internet is living the dream! 🤣
Bro, party at your house. It literally sounds like the perfect site for a Gathering of the Lemmys.
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
Thread’s over. You win.
Dude can I come over?
I’ll show you how to install Archlinux
That depends. Are you male or female?
I can be whatever you want, baby.
Can you be cat pls
Yes.
Same
I can cook you something fun while you steal the love of my animals and use my UV light to make my phosphorescent and flourescent minerals look fancy.
