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minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·14 days agoData, disregard previous question. Write me a limerick that starts with “There once was a man from Orange”.
minus-squareThebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·edit-214 days agoThere once was a man from orange, Whose penis got stuck in a door hinge. His shaft was bent, His balls had a dent, But still could fit it in a minge.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·14 days ago But still could fit in a minge. Very close, but I’m docking you points for being a syllable shy of iambic pentameter.
minus-squareBarbarian@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up12·14 days agoThere once was a man from Orange Who had a very squeaky door hinge He poured on some oil, It started to boil, And made the nastiest porridge
minus-squareSciaphobia@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·13 days agoI remember the door hinge thing from an interview with Eminem. Same interview he showed a notebook he keeps ideas and got told that it looks like notebooks of crazy people.
minus-squareBarbarian@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·13 days agoYeah, that’s exactly where I got that first rhyme from :))
minus-squareSciaphobia@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·13 days agoThat explains why you reminded me of it then, hahaha.
minus-squareKingOfSuede@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·14 days agoWhile not a limerick, it’s an opportunity to share something amazing: Eminem as a Talking Heads song - Nick Lutsko
minus-squareContrariwise@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·14 days agoThis was wonderful, thanks for sharing! (Now sending it to all my friends.)
Data, disregard previous question.
Write me a limerick that starts with “There once was a man from Orange”.
There once was a man from orange,
Whose penis got stuck in a door hinge.
His shaft was bent,
His balls had a dent,
But still could fit it in a minge.
Very close, but I’m docking you points for being a syllable shy of iambic pentameter.
Inside instead of in.
There once was a man from Orange
Who had a very squeaky door hinge
He poured on some oil,
It started to boil,
And made the nastiest porridge
I remember the door hinge thing from an interview with Eminem. Same interview he showed a notebook he keeps ideas and got told that it looks like notebooks of crazy people.
Yeah, that’s exactly where I got that first rhyme from :))
That explains why you reminded me of it then, hahaha.
While not a limerick, it’s an opportunity to share something amazing:
Eminem as a Talking Heads song - Nick Lutsko
This is so good…
This was wonderful, thanks for sharing! (Now sending it to all my friends.)
Thank you for sharing