Perfectly fit, healthy, six pack abs a penis most women find attractive, a full head of hair and a million dollar bank account?
Fuck it, I’m in.
So the most intelligent, thoughtful, empathetic person on the planet is now President? The entire government is filled with caring, diligent, honest people?
Finally some good luck. I’ll probably be fine, figuring my own shit out won’t be too bad.
Well, I’m mildly autistic with absolutely zero charisma, and follow through with my moral and ethical beliefs almost to a fault. I’m probably “smarter” than average, but nowhere near smart enough for it to offset any of the previously mentioned issues.
So I’d be dumb and charismatic at a minimum. Sounds like I’d be set for life and quite happy.
Y’all guys would be fucked!
So I get to be an unemployed Chinese woman with high financial needs. I don’t see this ending well.
I would be “Ymmel nav Loser”. I’d think I’m actually attractive, but everyone hates how I look. My entire body would be covered in hair, except for the top of my head, the spots immediately above my eyes, my chin, my armpits, and… that spot.
Even though I’m already fucked, let’s just say I would be even more fucked.
a bit thin. pretty short. kinda dumb. kinda poor. youngish. single. no pets. far right. unemployed. illiterate. bad with computers. homeless. lesbian woman. shoeless. naked. long hair and pretty much zero body hair.
Doesn’t sound great but I could make it work.
How do you define opposite?
Still human, but someone who has lived a life that is completely and totally antithetical to you. Someone who would be your mirror dimension evil twin.
Not necessarily the opposite gender, just like if you are al young white conservative man that lives in the middle of America, you might find yourself as a, um, I don’t know, a middle aged Liberal Chinese man.
Basically, someone whose viewpoint on life is so antithetical to yours that if you were suddenly transported into their life, you would not know how to function.
I would be rich, charismatic, handsome, well connected, influential, happy, and dumb as a brick. I would be blessed; the rest of you I don’t know so much about.
Guess I’ll find out what it’s like to be a young conservative lesbian. Going to be a wild ride. How would I even get dates?!
I’m now a very low-level Western European “right-wing” political influencer? I guess I could turn the lights on in some brains and kickstart some hearts in that community, idk?
Hmm, I would be a male, short, fat, conservative, idle, angry, gay. I guess I’d get a 4chan account and a big truck I had to climb awkwardly into?
Would lose most of what I like about myself but not sure. On things where we are middle of population we would keep those? So unless wildly brilliant or gorgeous you would not end up terribly stupid or ugly, right?
I think everyone is equally fucked/blessed in that scenario
Luigi become Waluigi?
Oh no, children’s hospitals are gonna be anakin’ed
And I’d be a raging nazi billionaire, nah fam, I’m out, fuck that shit.
(Do I still get to keep my memories and conscience?)
Yes, you have the memories of the body that you have inhabited, but you also retain your original memories.
I don’t have a soul, so probably I remain the same.
