And if not, well we need to resolve this fecal inconsistency immediately!
Similar to many verbs that need an object, you add “will” to the present tense.
He will run. She will jump. You will shit.
You will shit.
Yes mommy. <3
It’s coming for you Batman. Hold still.
If dropping a penny from the top of the Empire State Building is not capable of killing a person on the street, what damage can be expected from dropping a deuce from the same height?
Larger surface area spread/splat.
Ah, but shit isn’t always a verb, it’s also a noun… 💩
Nouns don’t need tenses.
Shit in the future and shit in the past.
Very true, but still…
shat, shit, ???
So is run and jump.
Future shit will not stink.
My farts say otherwise.
The present or the futuristic fart?
My farts linger and travel forward in time…
Most things don’t have a real future tense
Shil’t?
Shought?
Or there’s always “by this time tomorrow, I will have shitted”
I feel like that should be “will have shat”
Actually, “have” takes the past participle so it’s “will have shitten”.
Shot.
The word you’re searching for is “life”.
