over_clox@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 5 days agoIf shit is present tense, and shat is past tense, is there no future tense of the word shit?message-squaremessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up128arrow-down115file-text
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareIf shit is present tense, and shat is past tense, is there no future tense of the word shit?over_clox@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square22fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMeltrax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48·5 days agoSimilar to many verbs that need an object, you add “will” to the present tense. He will run. She will jump. You will shit.
minus-squarewhatwhatwhatwhat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down2·5 days ago You will shit. Yes mommy. <3
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 days agoIt’s coming for you Batman. Hold still.
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoIf dropping a penny from the top of the Empire State Building is not capable of killing a person on the street, what damage can be expected from dropping a deuce from the same height?
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down9·5 days agoAh, but shit isn’t always a verb, it’s also a noun… 💩
minus-squareMeltrax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·5 days agoNouns don’t need tenses. Shit in the future and shit in the past.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down12·5 days agoVery true, but still… shat, shit, ???
minus-squareNeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 days agoThe present or the futuristic fart?
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoMy farts linger and travel forward in time…
Similar to many verbs that need an object, you add “will” to the present tense.
He will run. She will jump. You will shit.
Yes mommy. <3
It’s coming for you Batman. Hold still.
If dropping a penny from the top of the Empire State Building is not capable of killing a person on the street, what damage can be expected from dropping a deuce from the same height?
Larger surface area spread/splat.
Ah, but shit isn’t always a verb, it’s also a noun… 💩
Nouns don’t need tenses.
Shit in the future and shit in the past.
Very true, but still…
shat, shit, ???
So is run and jump.
Future shit will not stink.
My farts say otherwise.
The present or the futuristic fart?
My farts linger and travel forward in time…