Maybe that’s all she needed all along.
If I’m close enough for a hug, I’m already rock hard
I’ve got a better idea, just never look her in the eye.
She’d probably just stab you or something while I was distracted. At least you’ll die doing what you loved?
This opens up a whole world of a Medusa with stone people armor. Her followers embracing different parts of her body and then they gaze into her eyes to become permanent protection.
So, Meduzord
Alright, calm down Zordon.
very creative thinking, Please write more
Is she strong enough to break stone?
Depends on what stone you turn into. Slate or lime maybe. Granate or marble, no way.
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They never did clarify, did they. I bet it’s marble. Would explain why there’s so many marble statues from that era (in a more fun way than reality, anyway!)
This opens up a whole new perspective…
The fact that so many of them are naked suggests they all thought Medusa was DTF
Their clothes could’ve just rotted away after 3000 years but this is the ancient Greeks were talking about so who knows
Unsupported stone isn’t all that strong.
This guy thinks he’s tougher than literal stone
I’d like a hug
*hug
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Thanks for all the hugs 🥹
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Pretty sure she could find a way of breaking your statue body. She could just lean and tip you over; that’d probably be enough to create a fracture and then she can get free.
You gotta get hard and fuck her before you look into her eyes, so you have an attachment point inside as well.
we need a lemmy CursedComments
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Or you just need to make her blink
That was damn funny.
I thought this was going to be a Doctor Who reference.
I don’t even have to click the link to know what it is.
I haven’t laughed like that from a cartoon for a while. The guy is funny as fuck.
A true showerthought
Medusa has the body of a serpent, so she would probably just wriggle away
Look at you with your facts and logic trying to make sense in this conversation. What a nerd!
Body of a serpent? I’ve never heard of that, only the snake hair.
You just use a mirror. Geez, people, read your mythology!
As a wise man once said — everybody must get stoned.
Sounds sexy
Just watched the episode of Hit Monkey where a character does literally this.
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