I though of:
Your hardware deserves better.
Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:
It just (not) works
valve’s success is the rebranding of flatpak wine fsync and dxvk as steam runtime and proton. people fucking hate Linux and will only use it by accident
That’s far too long. They could try and turn it into a ditty for an advert, but it wouldn’t look great on their merch.
Linux: it ain’t Windows.
“Maybe she was born with it. Maybe it’s Linux, G”
Forget the hardware
YOU deserve better
Linux. The Power of the Community.
I didn’t come up with it and the picture is not mine. I just found it on the internet earlier.
😂
Good one from back in the day (not mine): “In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?”
“If you knew what it was, you’d be using it already.”
Okay I will switch, please leave us in peace penguinlord
Think
DifferentFreely.It’s a headache but it’s your headache.
I could apply it to Windows too though.
When you install Windows, you don’t really control your computer. Microsoft does.
“It does exactly what you tell it to do.”
- Remove kernel.
- Ok
“It’s terminal”
Free as in beer
Or
Free as in work after hours
Like some kind of prostitute lover.
That is more like a general FOSS than Linux
“It just works”
…because that is the state of a mainstream modern distro, and it’s not true of Windows anymore.
Alternatively “No nagging, no forced online account.”
Everything I encountered that haven’t worked:
- Not supported hardware by manufacturer
- Nvidia Drivers with Wayland
And good news, Nvidia seems to have more or less fixed the second one a few months ago.
