I though of:
Your hardware deserves better.
Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:
It just (not) works
Good one from back in the day (not mine): “In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?”
😂
Okay I will switch, please leave us in peace penguinlord
Linux. The Power of the Community.
I didn’t come up with it and the picture is not mine. I just found it on the internet earlier.
“It’s terminal”
It’s a headache but it’s your headache.
I could apply it to Windows too though.
When you install Windows, you don’t really control your computer. Microsoft does.
Windows Is a headache but it is my headache
same for legacy code lol
Have it your* way.
*your way may involve several hours of configuration
Free as in beer
Or
Free as in work after hours
Like some kind of prostitute lover.
That is more like a general FOSS than Linux
It is in fact GNU/Linux.
What if I use Alpine?
Then its Busybox/Linux
“It does exactly what you tell it to do.”
- Remove kernel.
- Ok
“It just works”
…because that is the state of a mainstream modern distro, and it’s not true of Windows anymore.
Alternatively “No nagging, no forced online account.”
It just works (on my machine)
ftfy
Plural.
Can’t be arsed fixing that for you.
Everything I encountered that haven’t worked:
- Not supported hardware by manufacturer
- Nvidia Drivers with Wayland
And good news, Nvidia seems to have more or less fixed the second one a few months ago.
Linux, when you want to tell the computer to shut the fuck up and just do it’s job.
Hurts So Good
With a bit of a double-entendre, “It powers the world”, since it’s the most common server platform.
More funny: “It’s not an OS. It’s a hobby.”
“If you knew what it was, you’d be using it already.”
