I ate a pizza…FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Took a shit for the glory of the empire!
May all your dumps be satisfying, for the GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I cleared my Gradle caches FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
The Empire wants to know if this is related to Java before it assesses glory.
It is related to Java by way of Kotlin. Although disgusting even the JVM can be used to further the glory of the empire!
The Empire tentatively offers you glory, but also points out that you’re on thin ice.
You made me laugh out loud and you have therefore brought much joy and glory to the empire!
In fact, this whole thing is glorious on a glorious scale. YOU BRING MUCH GLORY TO THE EMPIRE, GLORIOUSLY GLORIFYING OP!
I’m glad to hear that. Knowing that really made my day! QaPla!
I jerked off for the glory of the empire!
May you have many more even-more-glorious orgasms, personal gratification warrior!
I fucked your mom for the glory of the empire
At least her forehead isn’t smooth like your Mom’s!
My mom is a Cardassian
Is that helping your case from a Klingon perspective?
I did nothing all day, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
The warrior’s meditation! Glory to you and your house!
I had a cup of tea and four cookies for the glory of the empire
For the glory of the British Empire?
It’s not that different.
I’m imagining Klingons drinking with their pinkie fingers out.
FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE, quite right!!
Thanks for not saying “Ni!” to me, by the way.
Wasted time playing fruit basket FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
QaPla! Glory to you and your house!
I brushed my daughter’s hair… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Strong hair! Strong heir! Glory to you and your house!
I told a member of an LGBT organization in York, UK that I would be happy for any help I can get regarding finding me a job above the UK family visa income threshold so my gay daughter can stay here longer than six months after he offered to look over my CV and give me pointers… for the glory of the empire?
Allies make The Empire stronger. Glory to your house!
Glory to your house! There is force to be found seeking allies!
I read and upvoted this meme for the glory of the empire!
You have fought a glorious battle against lurking…FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Shitting… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!
Empty bowels are strong bowels. Glory to your house!
Hey me too! FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Same here, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I masturbated… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Was that about the sexy queer goth parties you were asking about, I mean, your friend was asking about last week?
Never mind. Doesn’t matter. Glorious orgasms for the glory of the glorious empire! May your glorious orgasms be strong and frequent!
Not so frequent that they interfere in a negative way with maintaining your daily life, of course, just frequent enough to give LOTS OF GLORY TO THE EMPIRE!
I made meatball subs with THE GLORY OF THE AIR FRYER.
Stove-Ken-more awaits!
https://www.kenmore.com/products/cooking/ranges/electric-ranges/
I’ve kneaded, flattened, rolled, and kneaded a mixture of 3 cups flour, 1 cup water, 2 tbsp oil, 1.5 tsp active yeast, 1 tsp salt, and a fistful of sourdough starter lightly adjusting water and flour for the correct consistency (it should be lightly sticky, easy to flatten and roll, and glossy at the end) and then covered with a pair of damp cheese cloths then set aside overnight (the rag may need dampening again in the morning by adding a little water to make the dough let go of it) for the glory of the empire.
Artisan bread feeds the warrior spirit. Glory to your house!
ATE A BOWL OF CEREAL WITH MY DOG FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
QaPla! Glory to you and your house!
