I ate a pizza…FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I read and upvoted this meme for the glory of the empire!
You have fought a glorious battle against lurking…FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Shitting… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!
Empty bowels are strong bowels. Glory to your house!
Hey me too! FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Same here, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I made meatball subs with THE GLORY OF THE AIR FRYER.
Stove-Ken-more awaits!
https://www.kenmore.com/products/cooking/ranges/electric-ranges/
I told a member of an LGBT organization in York, UK that I would be happy for any help I can get regarding finding me a job above the UK family visa income threshold so my gay daughter can stay here longer than six months after he offered to look over my CV and give me pointers… for the glory of the empire?
Allies make The Empire stronger. Glory to your house!
Glory to your house! There is force to be found seeking allies!
I brushed my daughter’s hair… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Strong hair! Strong heir! Glory to you and your house!
I climbed into bed and started browsing memes on my phone FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.
You summited the bed to achieve the warrior’s rest! Glory to you and your house!
I’ve kneaded, flattened, rolled, and kneaded a mixture of 3 cups flour, 1 cup water, 2 tbsp oil, 1.5 tsp active yeast, 1 tsp salt, and a fistful of sourdough starter lightly adjusting water and flour for the correct consistency (it should be lightly sticky, easy to flatten and roll, and glossy at the end) and then covered with a pair of damp cheese cloths then set aside overnight (the rag may need dampening again in the morning by adding a little water to make the dough let go of it) for the glory of the empire.
Artisan bread feeds the warrior spirit. Glory to your house!
I cleaned a sink full of dishes by hand because I don’t have a dishwasher … FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
You wrested them with your bare hands? Glory!
I’m about to do my homework - FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
Took a shit for the glory of the empire!
May all your dumps be satisfying, for the GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I read my son a bedtime story and tucked him in bed… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Training a future warrior! Glory to your house!
I rode the train… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Mass transit is the lifeblood of the Empire’s economy. Glory to your house!
I’m taking a shit FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Glory to you and your house!
I have uploaded this picture to this comments section FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Glory to you and your house!
Set the automatic coffee pot… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Whoa, hey, I know we’re all having fun with the “FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE” bit, but should we be caffenating Klingons? I feel like there’s bound to be real-world consequences here.
It’s a rare Klingon life hack that doesn’t make use of a bat’leth.
Fair enough, but it still feels like you’re advocating for the equivalent of giving meth to a honey badger.