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RegularJoe@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney

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North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney

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RegularJoe@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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    If only he’d sent war plans, he could have just shrugged and moved on like nothing happened.

    • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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      Maybe a video of him jerking off to war plans

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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        This isn’t the warthunder forums….

        • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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          Naughty little unit left their flank exposed!

          • Deconceptualist@lemm.ee
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            Oof that’s a little too on the nosecone.

    • SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world
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      If it was Trump he would’ve just grabbed his crotch in front of the press and said “Tariffs!”

  • Pumpkin Escobar@lemmy.world
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    pulled himself out of office Wednesday

    image

  • thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world
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    Should I post this to software gore?

    • sunbytes@lemmy.world
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      Oh wow I thought that was multiple screenshots…

      I heartily endorse switching to a browser with built-in adblockers (even just specifically for viewing news websites).

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    lunch-break masturbation

    Oh of course! Sandwich, milkshake, masturbate. That’s lunch break, right?

    • JayleneSlide@lemmy.world
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      Wait, isn’t this how everyone does WFH lunch?

    • MTK@lemmy.world
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      Gotta put a nice topping on that shake!

      • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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        I’m not in favor of it/can’t speak from experience, but wouldn’t it work better on the sandwich?

        • MTK@lemmy.world
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          Depends on how much you care about stealth.

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    Lol, he even looks a little like Louis C.K.

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    You gotta wonder what the fuck was going through that idiot’s head. If you want to end your career, just resign. You don’t actually have to do something like this first.

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      You gotta wonder what the fuck was going through that idiot’s head

      Probably lead particles and ivermectin

      • SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world
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        He is covid free now though!

    • Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Which head?

    • SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world
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      Wonder if he thought there was something going on between them so he decided to escalate it to the “How can she resist a guy jerking off?” level.

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    Let ye who has not sent a masturbation video to a city attorney cast the first stone.

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    This sounds like something a Republican would do.

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    Did I read this headline right? Wtf?

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    Without reading the article, I think I have a better than 50/50 chance at guessing the mayor’s political party.

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      technically a ‘non partisan’ office, but my guess is the same as youRs.

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    Oh so a man can’t jerk it at work now? What if he was on a break? Accidents happen.

    /S

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    The bar is so low and these guys still clothesline themselves somehow

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      It’s all fun and games until they figure out how to take us with them

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    Personally, I’ve only sent videos that I’ve intended. Typos, sure that’s understandable as autocorrect can be a true bastard at the worst moments; after reading the article, something about the situation makes me wonder if he intentionally sent this video and was hoping for a different response after she received his wank video. It’s hard to accidentally send lewd content to another person if you are being diligent about checking if you’ve selected the right recipient (always verify the receiver before sending lewd content). Good for the City Attorney for calling this man out on this alleged mistake.

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      me wonder if he intentionally sent this video and was hoping for a different response after she received his wank video

      But then it goes into the other problem. They just had a conversation about a cop killing himself, then he immediately though to send her that.

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        This to me is an unhinged situation to begin with…People do weird things when turned on by the idea of doing something they perhaps should not. Discussion of a cop committing suicide might have not been strong enough to overcome a possible desire to send the video, that is merely a guess. There’s nothing that I could do to prove it, as this is merely a gut feeling of mine based on the information. I still feel that if you intend to send lewd media of self or others, confirming who will be receiving it is something that you verify first. As it leads to fewer problems in life.

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    Male ‘mistakes’

    • Australia … https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-04-29/police-report-made-over-desk-masturbation-scandal/100105650

    • USA- … https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/jeffrey-toobin-zoom-masturbation-cnn_n_60c2638ee4b0b03d15207182

    • Canada … https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/william-amos-mp-zoom-video-canada-b1831772.html

    • Sweden … https://www.vice.com/en/article/politician-accused-of-masturbating-on-zoom-says-he-was-scratching-an-itch/

    • USA … https://wfuv.org/content/weiner-resigns-over-sexting-scandal

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      Im a male, with a job, and had 0 accidents. Am I doing something wrong?

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        You’re juste using proper numeric hygiene by locking your phone when you masturbate during lunch breaks. Like everyone ought to.

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          Or don’t use your ‘O’-face for your face unlock.

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      Why is everyone doing sex stuff over zoom of all places

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        They aren’t…the Canadian was changing from joggers to his work clothes and left a camera on so I’m not even sure why that got collected into masturbating. Unless people here are so unfamiliar with the naked body they don’t know these are separate things.

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          This is my worst nightmare, this is why I have ordered a 3d printed camera cover for my webcam, easy to double check that it’s covered

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          Why bring facts into sexist generalizations?

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      Women do it to they just charge men money for it

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    He MUST have been a Democrat! REPUBLICANS would PROMOTE someone who Shows THOSE types of Family Loving Values!

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      Yeah, a Republican wouldn’t step down. Because they believe, ”The only moral abortion lunch-break masturbation video to texted to city attorney is my abortion lunch-break masturbation video to texted to city attorney.”

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