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RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’

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WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’

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RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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A new WSJ report alleges Musk is attempting to quietly build a “legion” of offspring, using his platform on X to approach influencers to have his children.
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    I’m not going to have a lot of sympathy for anyone who lets that guy put his dick in them.

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      Well apparently he doesn’t do that, news outlets are saying that all of his kids are from ivf.

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          Since Leon and Zuck killed factchecking, there is nothing stopping me from believing this.

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            If he denies it I think he should just show us dick. SHOW US YOUR FREAK DICK ELON

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              Put it up on the board next to hunters, and give mtg a laser pointer.

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              POST HOG POST HOG POST HOG POST HOG OR STFU YOU FUCKING WEIRD LITTLE CREEP

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                If I can get someone to yell this at this mother fucker I will die happy

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          Probably but Azealia Banks is a bit insane and I doubt she’s ever had more than a passing (positive) interaction with Grimes.

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        People are saying it’s because Elon was born intersex and the male gender affirming surgery they had rendered his pecker non-functional. People are saying this a lot.

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          Tremendous people, the best people.

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          Would explain a lot

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      deleted by creator

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        What about a stress ball, a 9-iron, and a jar of mayo?

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          I see you’re also familiar with Dirty Mike and The Boys

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          Fore!

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      I, too, love victim blaming

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        Stop taking the autonomy from these women. He isn’t raping them (that we know of). The only victim is the poor kid that will suffer.

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