Anxiety and depression
Lol beat me to it
A pillow and my phone
Inaction figure.
Brilliant! I’ll have to make one now!
Tears and toilet paper.
Weed vape and this bad boy
So this propels dildos into your orifice(s) with explosive charges? Do people enjoy that?
Do you not?
I legit want to use that for home defense.
A hat and buyer’s remorse.
the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.
Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?
Maybe, but it’s unwilling to take a piss test to get them.
So, no accessories included? There could be separate packages for various circumstances.
No there will be accessories, but what they are won’t matter because the accessories included in the box will be changing constantly. One month may be a bunch of Dan Da Dan volumes and a can of medicated water, the next a kayak oar and an MG gunpla box. The changes will never be announced to the public, and will always be chosen in a seemingly random fashion.
You need to buy a new action figure every month to get all the accessories. That’s clever marketing!
My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.
A capybara and one of those guitars that’s, like, double guitars? Y’know?
A knife. And another knife.
I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific. Yeah!
Action keyboard and action mouse.
Autism and depression
Like small characters standing on each shoulder, maybe riding your back in labeled t shirts?
A pair of drift skates, with an interchangeable pair of crutches.
A big gulp and a pack of cigarettes
A RAID controller and a tin of snus.
Dual-weilding plushies
