the worm is driving the bus, in the search of moist organic material to munch
This has the makings of a great Gwar song.
just looked it up. the place he went to was literally 2 miles from the white house, in the middle of a fucking 6 million metropolis. honestly, regardless of what the national park said, who chooses a place like that for a swim and expects it not to be polluted?
Doesn’t the rest of the Kennedy clan fucking hate him? Whose kids did he steal?
literally everything this man does can be explained by the brain worm
“Mr President, do we really need to drain the swamp? Me and some buddies and our families still enjoying a regular paddle in there.”
He should just come out and announce that he worships Nurgle.
How is this not child endangerment?
Because he is part of the ruling class. US law doesn’t apply to them and never has.
Honestly these old folks had the luxury of swimming in many creeks and rivers with low pollution, maybe them going there today and seeing how bad it is will make them realize how we’re destroying the planet for shareholder value
lol
Don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you’ve got 'til it’s gone?
I don’t see the problem, he’s been swimming in that creek his entire life and he’s fine. /s
Oh, but when Master Splinter does it, it’s somehow fine!?
Master Splinter and the Turtles are mutants with super mutant immune systems AND other systems that give them a neutral smell no matter what. We mere mortals cannot compare to the glory of TMNT.
This is a funny distraction and prelude to the inevitable gutting of clean water regulations that he plans to do. Reminds me of the stunt pulled by the inventor of leaded gasoline and real-life Captain Planet villain Thomas Midgley (seriously, look him up) when he tried, unsuccessfully, to assure the public that TEL was safe by huffing it for a minute and pouring it over himself:
“On October 30, 1924, Midgley participated in a press conference to demonstrate the apparent safety of TEL, in which he poured TEL over his hands, placed a bottle of the chemical under his nose, and inhaled its vapor for sixty seconds, declaring that he could do this every day without succumbing to any problems.” [Wikipedia link]
deep breath for this one) has speculated that he may have been exposed to the parasitic worm that ate part of his brain when he stuck his hand in the bloody mouth of a dead bear before driving with the carcass to Manhattan and abandoning it in Central Park (exhale).
That’s where the brainworms comments are from.
“Hmm. Lisa, I’d like to buy your rock!”
Very emblematic.
