They stink like over-ripe mushrooms in my experience. They also easily break and you have to reinforce them with plastic packing tape. It’s a nice idea, but a regular paper box is the better option.

My mom was barely there on medication and my father just wasn’t. It was cool to be able to do whatever I wanted, but I had to make sure Mom fell asleep on her side.

I read somewhere that a dog’s basic genome was much more plastic than a cats: that’s why we have tiny annoying dogs but also large annoying dogs.

With cats you can mostly just have mediumish annoying cats.

My adopted little girl is still listed as Popoki in her adoption paperwork. I think that is close to Cat in Hawaiian.

We are firmly landlocked in the Midwest.

My mother has been searching for one of those since her first run in with one the 70s.

This was me until I realized I didn’t have a child and that I lived in the first floor.

Where was I going? What giggled as I tossed it into the air?

I was a Big Boy when this came in the scene, but I still fucked around with it.

Shout-out to my youth dentist that had a Galaxian cocktail table set to free play. I always liked forward to my checkups.

My dad used me as an excuse to rebuild the unfinished basement and build out the Lionel train set he’d always wanted.

Shortly thereafter he decided he could no longer tolerate his wife and moved in with his mistress full time. He built out a room just for me, but I knew Mom would off herself if I abandoned her. Plus I was smoking by then and Dad hit me whenever I smelled like smoke.

It was a nice train table until a pipe burst and flooded the basement. Don’t buy particle board furniture. It becomes pulp as soon as it gets slightly damp .

Bros before beaches.

The electric shock sound when you touch the sea weed will forever be a trigger for me.

After MGS blew up EVERY GAME had to have a stealth section all of the sudden, even if it made no sense in the narrative and clashed with the existing game mechanics.

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All of this is lost on me. Out of ancient habit, I keep my video streams throttled to 360p to ‘save bandwidth’ even though that hasn’t been a necessity for me for a decade or so.

1080p60fps gives me motion sickness. I have no idea what 4k120fps would do to me, not that I have a capable monitor.

I feel bad because when I game watch videos on another screen while the game is muted on the other.

Hundreds of hours and thousands of dollars wasted on voice acting and sound design. Most of the stuff I play isn’t immersive, though, more narrative driven/puzzle based.

I’m imagining the fiercely polite scowl he would display if served a latte.

This has the makings of a great Gwar song.

Can we join forces and spam X with a flood of Informative deep fakes of select individuals?

Offering a medal for baby making while erasing women’s achievements in science and leadership is definitely sending a message.

I posit that if we add a spoiler with 20" rims and a high flow muffler, this block of marble will surely take flight.

Finally, I can add a layer to my tribal tattoos that can charge my phone.