Hellfire103@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoWorld's oldest baby is born in the United Statesnews.sky.comexternal-linkmessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1147arrow-down18
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minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 months agoFrozen can be fresher than “fresh” because it’s frozen at the optimal freshness rather than picked early and shipped, sitting on shelves for six months. It’s also less expensive than using fresh babies for the blood sacrifice.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoYeah but you ever try to stab a frozen baby with a ritual knife? Such a pain.
Frozen can be fresher than “fresh” because it’s frozen at the optimal freshness rather than picked early and shipped, sitting on shelves for six months.
It’s also less expensive than using fresh babies for the blood sacrifice.
Yeah but you ever try to stab a frozen baby with a ritual knife? Such a pain.