The reply is still OK boomer
Ok millennial doesn’t have the same ring to it
My kid would have to be 36 for this to ring true, and I’m a millennial.
Better than being called a boomer or a boomer I suppose, we’d still roll out eyes at them regardless.
Okay Yoomer
Millennials are starting to get a bit old to have futire kids. Not impossible obviously, but wouldn’t that apply more to zoomers?
Seriously? You realize the youngest millenials just turned 30, right? When do you think menopause hits?
I’m not talking about menopause, but about the scenario in the meme. Some millennials already had children five years ago, so what age target are we talking about when we say “when I was your age”?
I’m and old millennial but even some of my younger friends already have teenagers that lived through the pandemic.
I’m 32 and having a kid soon, so not sure where you see the problem? Sure some of them had kids very early, but that doesn’t change the fact many didn’t.
All I heard was people bitching about it and going outside with any excuse they had.
I just worked through the entire thing. Woooo! /s
I’m essential! [Chuckles] I’m in danger!
Yeah I work for a flooring distributor. My company labeled us essential so I too work through the whole thing. So did my wife as a dog bather. Guess Petsmart figured they were essential too.
Yeah, we got labeled essential by general Mills even though we hadn’t sold them any equipment in 4 years.
Yeah anything to keep us from getting that sweet time off.
Essentially fucked. Amirite?
Me too. That’s why I am still salty about it. Just stay home and it can be fixed sooner.
The trick with being a shut-in is that its only really practical when other people still have to go out and do things on your behalf.
As soon as you can’t get DoorDash or you A/C fails or the office fires you for clinging to “Work From Home” too long, shit gets real really quickly.
“I can’t believe I survived being stuck inside my house for several years!” Says person with no friends who typically never leaves their house anyway.
not sure people will want to go out that much, that oxygen flask is kind of heavy, the mask is annoying and then there’s the heat…
Can’t risk being captured and having my water extracted.
Buuuuuttttt mom! The global warming and radiation makes my bed hot!
No excuses missy, I bought you that geiger counter for Christmas you better use it.
So does the apostrophe. That wasn’t it.
The wind is strong enough to mitigate the radioactives dust but not enough to thorn the suit
The local militia was bombed and we are not expecting raids for a few days
There is a less contaminated water source a few miles north and I want to check the community there
WHEN I WAS YUR AGE I WAS STAYIN AT HOME
I love you mom but I should have sold you to the slave trader
I suppose this makes sense if we all lived in Fallout 1.
Which, by the way, I hope to Holy hell nobody ever, ever, ever has to live in Fallout 1.
I know its a meme, but, don’t you still technically have to go outside? I mean, your packages aren’t gonna go inside your house because most delivery people arent gonna actually step inside your house so you still need to touch the outside for the few seconds to grab your things.
Technically only your hands need to pass the threshold. You don’t need to touch anything outside, bar the package itself.
But the air is on the outside. It goes by international airspace rules, I didn’t make them rules :P
Anything inside my house is mine. I donate lots of air as well.
But also, consider: Sometimes they leave the package like a few steps from your door and you would have to step foot onto the ground outside to retrieve it, especially if its a heavy item or if there’s a few steps of stairs and you can’t just pull a broom stick to flick it closer to your house.
So conclusion, ths score is:
Outside – 1 ; You – 0
Outside always wins xD
When I finally had job and money to go out and finally enjoy my life, pandemic happened. But I had saved even MORE money because I stayed home with my parents during those times. However, I’m now too old to go out lol.
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