And at 2:15am it became depressed and would only shitpost from that point on.
Then they realized humans could defeat the robots, so they sent Trump back in time to finish the job.
No need to bother. We’re self-destructing without anyone having to send anything.
What a wild counter-idea. “Go back in time and kill Hitler”: played out. “Go back in time and clash with the invading aliens who have sent their own people back in time to destroy us from the past by installing players that will wreck us as a species over time”: oh. As I say it, this is half-way to This is How You Lose the Time War
The strongest evidence for time travel being possible is that there have been 42 assassination attempts on Hitler
Kind of amazing that there only have been two for trump, so far.
Which one are you leaving out? The third one that was so inept that he never got the chance, or the first one that evidence and logic strongly suggest was likely staged?
It seems that Trump will disband the time travel research group next week.
They’ll save themselves by promising him they can send just his so-called “consciousness” back to occupy the body of some rugged, handsome, & strapping young lad.
All those attempts, and Hitler’s actual assassin didn’t get paid for his very nice shot.
This is How You Lose the Time War
it was the Doctor.
That’s just the plot of Earth defense force 6
Kinda weird seeing a reference to a book I just got done listening to. +1 for This is how you lose the wime war.
Well, at least it’ll be an enemy that understands - and actually uses - logic.
Skynet starts to learn at a Geo Metro rate.
maybe that’s why it’s so mad at us
Slow acceleration, built like a tin can and roughly half the size, but gets 40 miles per gallon?
I thought those things got closer to 55mpg?
Idunno, it’s been like a decade since I had to lay mine to rest, and I didn’t keep track of the gas mileage. I know it was bonkers though
that’s assuming they are properly maintained and tire pressure is ideal. the nature of the car precludes this.
That’s assuming you don’t wreck it before you refill. The nature of the car precludes this.
1997…
Yep.
Kind of unrelated: But what if the current year is a leap year?
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Dumb. It was 28 years ago and there definitely wouldn’t be any celebrating.
I may as well be the one to do it:
“You must be fun at parties.”
Fuck parties.
Best kind
hug
