We are the Borg, you will be assimilated. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Poor bastards
You can’t accuse them of writing unsympathetic bad guys
Lol … they assimilate 21st century humans …
“We do not want your biological and technological distinctiveness for our own. We do not want your culture … eww”
Our collective stupidity is probably our greatest protection from invading alien species.
We’re one of those pre-warp planets where they see we’re on the verge of destroying ourselves and they just shrug and say “sucks to be them, Prime Directive.”
Doing my part to prevent humanity joining a utopian hivemind
We Are the Borg. . . . I guess. I mean, if no one cares, we can be the Shoes or the Cabbages. And believe us, no one cares. D’you have any more Vodka?
Ugh, we’re the Borg. Sigh, we’d assimilate you but it’s not even worth it because it’s just too hard…
When the Borg assimilate snoop Dogg and become galactically stoned.
The Borg that went into the past and assimilated the humans of 2063 must have become super depressed. Amazing they managed to make it into the “present time” of the movie.
Unfortunately those Borg were too far away from the Collective as a whole to bum out the hivemind.
So you see, kids, it turned out boomers didn’t actually hate younger generations, they were just preparing them to repel the impending Borg invasion in the only way possible. Once the angst-ridden Borg Queen committed suicide and the collective was freed, together we used Borg technology to create the interstellar utopia we have today.
what if their base are belong to us?
Crossover with goa’uld symbiote that bonds with you then becomes a depressing nihilist 🤷♂️
