As a side note. I’m not sure if the online sex shops where you live do it but here they do advent calendars, which contain a few filler gifts admittedly but the one my partner and I got cost around €200 and contained about €600 worth of sex toys and came with a free massage wand normally sold for €150. So if you just want a decent variety it’s a pretty good deal.

I have very malleable vocal chords. I’m currently trying to abuse them into sounding like Eivør. It’ll take time but I will manage it eventually.

Were you laundering money or smuggling cocaine?

I’d start already but if I go through the official channels then a lot of the non hormone related stuff is at least partially covered by the government. Also my SO is somewhat freaking out so waiting until she calms down might not be a terrible idea.

You must have found the panties of infinite gay. I’ve been looking for them for years, but all the chests I open just contain rope and sex toys.

Try being gay and see if it helps.

You’re still just a baby girl. I’m a little over twice your age and a literal “dad” (as far as everyone else is concerned) and just stopped lying to myself recently. I’m planning to get on E as soon as the medical system allows for it where i live. Do I regret not coming out and starting sooner? Sure, but I also know that even if I’ll never pass (and let’s face it at 188 cm with size 49 shoes it’s a bit of an ask) I’ll still look and feel a fuck of a lot better than I do now. And from what I’ve seen, E can take years off your appearance. So I’ll be getting both hotter and younger. There’s always a silver lining if you’re prepared to look for it.

No one here regards that as problematic.

Not with that attitude you can’t!

Call it what it is. A fuck bus full of rabid lesbians 🤤. The right advertising goes a long way.

It’s great that you were able to find it so easily. I never really gave it much thought until recently. I kinda like Kara and Robyn but I wouldn’t use them together. I’m going to try both out for a bit and see if I can get used to either of them. I also like Sarah, but I know way too many Sarahs to be comfortable using it.

All my highschool nicknames were the product of bullying :(

I’m half considering stealing Joanne from the f**King terf. It’d be the ultimate act of trolling.

I just spat coffee. But… That would be hilarious…

Not really an option when I’m so close to inheriting a house from a man who undoubtedly beats his meat to a picture of jk Rowling.

Also if you have Photoshop skills, you could put your face on an idealised female body and an idealised male body and see which one feels right, if either do. By no means a diagnostic test but might be interesting?

It sounds like you need to talk to a psychologist/therapist who specialises in gender dysphoria. They would potentially be able to help you arrange your thoughts on the matter. No-one is going to be able to give you a definite answer on the internet and nor should they. I can tell you that I am going through the hatching process at the moment and am experiencing something similar. I’m a long way past puberty (old enough to be your parent) and the thing that bothers me is that I didn’t adress this sooner. If I had investigated my gender identity at your age I might have enjoyed my adult life and not spent every day depressed and angry at everything.

It’s possible that you aren’t transgender or that you are. But even if you aren’t it’s still useful to know that. If you know any trans girls IRL you should talk to them about it and see if your experiences align with theirs. Also, I don’t know about your family situation or political environment where you live, but if you could see a therapist, it wouldn’t hurt. Just make sure you address it soon because you don’t want to spend the next few decades of your life miserable. Again I’m not saying you are or aren’t trans. Only you can figure that out.

I can confirm that I have indeed pooped.

Late response, but so does cake.

Came out to my SO after watching Priscilla queen of the desert. She had no reaction beyond “please keep your penis, I like it.” Other than that, she likes the idea of me with hips and boobs and is very supportive. Am going to talk to my doctor about it today.

Edit: been to the doctor and am getting a referral to a psychologist for diagnosis.