This is the worse timeline ever
I am desperately trying to find the portal out of here
Good luck. After sharing the secret, they removed all the payphones.
They cut the hardline! Find the schematics of this building. I need the main wet wall.
It’s in the bushes behind the greenhouse.
Do more drugs. Got it!
I really dislike that so many people in this timeline don’t know or can’t see the difference between worse and worst.
Pakistan is playing some 5-D chess, here. Butter up the raging narcissist by flattering his ego, in the hopes that he backs down on Iran or risks losing his Nobel prize nomination.
Smart. He actually might fall for it.
Foreign countries know exactly what they’re doing this time around when it comes to manipulating Trump. I think last time they were surprised just how easy and stupid it was and now Saudia Arabia is just like “yeah throw some McDonald’s paint on a trailer and give him a happy meal, he’ll sign whatever we want”.
The dude is a very very stupid child.
Norwegian here. I can still hear the gasping from the laughter of the nobel committee in Oslo. And I’m on vacation abroad.
“They’re dying, Russians and Ukrainians. I want them to stop dying. And I’ll have that done — I’ll have that done in 24 hours.” -Trump, May 2023
When a leader in any capacity promises something, you expect them to deliver.
“They’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the cats! They’re eating the pets”
47th President of the United States
Makes for a good song. The Kiffness - Eating the Cats ft. Donald Trump (Debate Remix) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BrCvZmSnKA
Isn’t the count of Russian casualties over a million or something, now?
I sincerely hope once this fucker keels over we never have to hear from him again.
Nobel committee knows that if they pick him, it would tarnish the prize.
Is it still a respected thing? I was under the impression it’s not Obama didn’t do anything except be elected and he was nominated. Can’t remember if he won it though but that seems like pretty weak criteria to be nominated.
He won for not being Bush.
That’s how terrible Bush was.
And Trump is even worse.
He was awarded and did a lot of un-peaceful things later on
Not peaceful at all. I really think it’s a bullshit award these days. Constant drone striking, basic bitch democrat Obama is the best this country can do? Maybe but I hope not
I hear some Oscar winners go on to work in some really un-oscar films – and they didn’t take the Oscars back. Similarly I had a great day on 14 Aug 1999 and some really un-good days after.
Is it okay to pick someone’s best achievement and demand that excellence every day? Please answer how you’re doing the same in your own life.
Obama did win, and it was for his commitments to green energy and climate change. It’s widely considered bad to award people before they follow through to the end, especially for the nobel committee. I think they were trying to use it as further motivation to keep those commitments, but if anything it’s usually the opposite… at least when they give them to sociopath politicians. Could definitely be worse than Obama though.
Edit: Reading more on it, it looks like it was also for nuclear non-proliferation. I guess both are pretty valid awards for Obama, even if he could have done far more, especially in his first two years.
Time: Person of the year, 2007
I’d like to nominate him for 20 years in prison.
I vote firing squad
They’ve got that ass-kissing down now, don’t they!
The Nobel Peace prize really is the turd of all medals
I mean… the guy who invented dynamite and all that
Well yeah but wasn’t that why he came up with the Nobel prizes in the first place, to not be remembered as a monster?
My other comment still stands… Trump can receive as many as he can and I’ll still see him for what he really is… a giant piece of shit
I fully agree
You can polish a turd all you want but it’ll still smell like shit
And it’s still made of shit!
The fuck
Oh this aged like sour goat milk.
In other news, I hereby nominate my butt for the Nobel Peace Prize.
Fits right in with Obama, lord of drones.
