Hellfire103@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoWorld's oldest baby is born in the United Statesnews.sky.comexternal-linkmessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1142arrow-down17
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minus-squaretryitout@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·edit-22 days ago Instead, she opted for “embryo adoption”, which allowed her to have a say in the future parents - with the process overseen by a religious agency. Nightlight Christian Adoptions took on the embryos and placed them with Lindsey and Tim Pierce. They fitted Linda’s criteria of a married, Caucasian Christian couple… How lovely
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 days agoBuying frozen babies, just as God intended.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 days agoFrozen can be fresher than “fresh” because it’s frozen at the optimal freshness rather than picked early and shipped, sitting on shelves for six months. It’s also less expensive than using fresh babies for the blood sacrifice.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoYeah but you ever try to stab a frozen baby with a ritual knife? Such a pain.
minus-squareThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·2 days agoWould you prefer they not make this logical compromise between their faith and people’s needs?
How lovely
Buying frozen babies, just as God intended.
Frozen can be fresher than “fresh” because it’s frozen at the optimal freshness rather than picked early and shipped, sitting on shelves for six months.
It’s also less expensive than using fresh babies for the blood sacrifice.
Yeah but you ever try to stab a frozen baby with a ritual knife? Such a pain.
Would you prefer they not make this logical compromise between their faith and people’s needs?
Whose needs?