So you’re the one who stole my bath towel.
Yes I collect gay bath towels
How can you tell the sexuality of a towel?
edit: I think some people thought I was asking about identifying the gender of the towel. As much as I never thought I’d have to write anything like this sentence: I was asking how to identify the partnership preferred by a towel, rather than anything to do with its hypothetical undercarriage.
I know it when I see it
Wow, toweldar.
If you notice they get wet before you’ve used them to towel off, congrats, they’re into you. If they’re dry as a bone when you use them, they’re really not enjoying it, at all. It’s not rocket science.
This might help determine whether or not they enjoy the company of a particular gender, but you couldn’t use this method to identify, for example, bisexuality. Unless you take group showers, I guess.
Damn, I guess my gay bath towel just isn’t into me. Whatever, I’m still gonna make him rub my cheeks.
In much of the world, they’re all female: la toalla/serviette
I guess that doesn’t really help with sexuality though
Still, I appreciate the revelation!
Lift its skirt?
That does sound like something a toilet observer would suggest.
Wouldn’t that only tell the ‘parts’ rather than the sexuality, gender, and so on?
What are you, a communist?
Well, there are worse hobbies…
So you’re saying my bi bath towels were taken by someone else?
Quiet you, I’m trying to buy in while they’re still under the radar.
I like this idea. It’s like depressed version of pride flag, indicating LGBTQ people are repressed and in pain
Like a dead coral reef.
Yes, a distress flag
To be honest those twats would already be on board with that.
“Crosswalks? The fuck, you ain’t driving your truck across the street to get there? It too damn far!”
– Florida Man
Nobody tell them about the cishet ally flag which is almost exactly this… ;)
Having just checked that flag, damn, we don’t get any fun colors?!?
As a queer circus performer, I hate that flag since half my performance wear is black and white circus stripes
So, your question got me wondering. I went on a whole search down the rabbit hole, and I eventually came upon a YouTube video that summarizes it briefly and elegantly:
Lmao it’s been a minute since I’ve seen this. Guess I’ll go get some Starbucks and watch some Friends to recover from this burn.
What in the white skittles?
Cute but this wouldn’t work for this obvious reason – conservatives would be like, “sure buddy. If you say so.”
OTOH, we made the rainbow work so… I guess?
Dude have you seen the rainbow? ITS LITERALLY JUST VISIBLE LIGHT and its the greatest threat to the conservative world.
You way underestimate how much they care.
And they are literally naturally occurring. Like… I wonder how mad conservatives get when it rains on a sunny day, and a rainbow comes popping up in the sky reminding them of their closeted homosexuality.
Just please stop screwing it up.
Stop
I said, Stop!
Just adopt the Florida state flag?
That feels about as appropriate as the Nazi flag
I tell people that the back the blue flag is for pedophiles. It’s fun to fuck with their nonsense.
beatles pride flag
Florida always at the ready for ideas that can harm children.
Don’t give Florida ideas
That weird shaped guy that Florida keeps electing would just move the goalposts more and do whatever he can to torment anyone who is lgbt
Shape the flag like him.
Then he might attempt to get healthy in order to change his shape and I’d rather he look like an egg so his heart will bail on him more quickly
Isn’t black and white stripes the “ally” denominator already?
Techhnically that’s black and white stripes with a capital lambda.
Black and white stripes can be used as such too, though.
I just wish I could get people to care half as much about health care and wages as they do about their meaningless pieces of nylon fabric.
