“Keiko, I know you love Linux. But the Cardassians actually ported SELinux onto Slackware. Onto Slackware! The whole station is just a pile of unzipped files compiled with randomized build flags and whatever compiler they had lying around, then secured in a manner designed exclusively to create suffering!”
Riker laughed at the joke. That’s why he gets to spend Valentines Day with the O’Brien family and Miles is stuck working.
Can’t believe it’s 48291.9 and Ubuntu is still pushing Snaps smh
Morls?
Walking dad meme reference
“One of these days, Keiko…straight to the buffer.”
I have no idea why I put so much work into this.
Edit: Damn it, I’m making this it’s own post because I’m proud of it…
I just noticed… He had the solution to that wraith possession all the time, he just refused to use it.
Red Shirt Enterprise Linux
>sudo apt update coredump at lolz.beamthisup.com
But will stardate 48315.6 be the year of the Linux desktop
sudo mv /home/keiko /dev/null
sudo mv /home/keiko /dev/patternbuffer
LOL! I almost typed out something very similar.
Miles’ signature move is putting people in the pattern buffer.
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And the wine is made of synthohol.